barkeronthebook (aka Matt Barker )

Member since April 19, 2012

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Got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Every time Jenny revved up the microwave Id piss my pants and forget who i was for half an hour or so. Well I am Married to my wife Jenny and have two kids and my dog Snotz. Watch out for Snotz hes got a little Mississippi Leg. I've been out of work for the past seven years. Jenny says I should find some temporary work to help pay the bills but I'm holding out for a management position. So with the extra money I bought me a motorbike and she is a beaut.