With a big election looming, all the candidates are looking for that one big issue that's going to vault them ahead of all their opponents.
Well, I've got it right here . . .
--Because I think everyone I know would vote for any candidate who vowed to keep SINEAD O'CONNOR out of "Playboy".
--Could that even happen in the first place? Who knows. But Sinead wants it to.
--She says, quote, "There's so much I [would have] liked to do when I was younger and I was too miserable and Irish. A 'Playboy' shoot is on my bucket list.
--"And I like the idea of doing some interview in weird sex gear, talking about something really serious. The economy!
--"You can talk about serious issues while you're buck naked. On all fours in your dog collar!"
(--So what do you think? Would you like to see THIS on all fours, in a dog collar, talking economics? Discuss.)