I asked the seller if they'd work for sharts and this was his response:
"Whilst the product is designed to absorb FART and or spray related incidents, it is in my opinion that it just might help if the item is rinsed asap after the SHART."
He just responded to my question about whether it is a man or woman (to settle a disagreement I had with the wife):
"It is of a fully shaved male model angled just correctly to not distract from the product. And please relay to your wife that a thong model is indeed in stock but I would not bet the farm on that model,,, too thin in the width,,,side leakage from force and expansion. But avail all the same."
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eiznem 12 years, 9 months ago
These should be standard issue for airline passengers.
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parkerherrin 12 years, 9 months ago
Not want. NEED.
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elancaster65 12 years, 9 months ago
Ditto. I'd eat Mexican food EVERY DAY!!!
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srw651 12 years, 9 months ago
Why is that dude wearing booty shorts?
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Cody 12 years, 9 months ago
I'm not convinced that is a dude. Zero hair. Clever concept though. Wonder if it actually works?
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eiznem 12 years, 9 months ago
I asked the seller if they'd work for sharts and this was his response:
"Whilst the product is designed to absorb FART and or spray related incidents, it is in my opinion that it just might help if the item is rinsed asap after the SHART."
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eiznem 12 years, 9 months ago
He just responded to my question about whether it is a man or woman (to settle a disagreement I had with the wife):
"It is of a fully shaved male model angled just correctly to not distract from the product. And please relay to your wife that a thong model is indeed in stock but I would not bet the farm on that model,,, too thin in the width,,,side leakage from force and expansion. But avail all the same."
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