Badass Tombstone
Posted by cogan from artofmanliness.com
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The noted hunter
James T. Whitehead
Born 1819
(Killed 99 Bears)
Died
Sept. 25, 1905
We hope he has gone to rest.
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DirtDoc 12 years, 7 months ago
James Whitehead killed bears. He almost had enough bear skins to begin his diabolical plan...until one bear fought back.
Coming this summer (Camera blinks between black frame and a shot of the woods) the hunter...becomes the hunted (a bear paw closes the bolt of a rifle, with gusto).
Bearly Believable.
(A bear roars, then fires his machine gun, cut to black).
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cogan 12 years, 7 months ago
@DirtDoc, HA! Surely this will be a Michael Bay production, right?
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DirtDoc 12 years, 7 months ago
@Dan - him or Uwe Boll. I'll hold out for Bay.
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JFitzGenius 12 years, 7 months ago
He had 99 problems and, apparently, all of them were bears.
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