Badass Tombstone
Posted by cogan from artofmanliness.com
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The noted hunter
James T. Whitehead
Born 1819
(Killed 99 Bears)
Died
Sept. 25, 1905
We hope he has gone to rest.
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DirtDoc 13 years ago
James Whitehead killed bears. He almost had enough bear skins to begin his diabolical plan...until one bear fought back.
Coming this summer (Camera blinks between black frame and a shot of the woods) the hunter...becomes the hunted (a bear paw closes the bolt of a rifle, with gusto).
Bearly Believable.
(A bear roars, then fires his machine gun, cut to black).
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cogan 13 years ago
@DirtDoc, HA! Surely this will be a Michael Bay production, right?
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DirtDoc 13 years ago
@Dan - him or Uwe Boll. I'll hold out for Bay.
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JFitzGenius 13 years ago
He had 99 problems and, apparently, all of them were bears.
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