"Problem is, it doesn’t taste quite right quite yet—plus, a lab burger costs $330,000. Fix those problems though, and lab-grown meat is poised to replace one of the largest industries in the United States."
Sure it tastes like crap and it is $330,000 for one burger, but hey all we have to do is fix those problems and we're golden.
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glen 8 years, 6 months ago
I, for one, welcome our new lab-grown, $330k meat overlords.
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daemon 8 years, 6 months ago
"So guys...we spent hundreds of millions of dollars on an product that doesn't look appealing or taste good but it IS edible for human consumption without causing death. What should we call it?"
"Oh...it is meat. Definitely meat. Right? I mean, you can sell anything to a vegan. Guilt ridden first-worlders love to spend money on ridiculous food fads to assuage their conscience. Just look at how much money those Tofurkey guys are raking in."
"Soooooo...we're going with meat? O.o
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Chet_Manly 8 years, 6 months ago
I'd eat one for $330,000. Please pay me in cash.
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