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"Are you holy enough for simply going to a church Harvest Festival? NO YOU ARE NOT. Broadcast your righteousness by dressing up as obscure Old Testament figures Shadrach, Meshach, or Abednego …and watch the honeys come runnin. Is that a real beard? Naw girl, that’s just brown paint. But you know what IS real? My crippling social anxiety and abject terror of the female body. But don’t worry–I’ll grow out of it in several dozen years."
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Nickolas 9 years ago
HEY! I take offense to the Auburn fan! How dare you Razorbacks make fun of my alma mater. Well..even though I am wearing that costume daily.
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ahnyerkeester 9 years ago
Something is missing. I didn't see a single bow tie.
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