Having been born in Florida as a second generation Cracker, your attempts to rob me of my heritage by assuming that "Cracker" is a blanket term for white folk, when in reality it is a term dedicated to those few proud native Floridians offends me. I believe I have now been triggered and must now accuse you all of hate crimes. I'm not sure at what point I start suing but be assured, if I should figure it out, there will be sueage. Help help I'm being oppressed!
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Nickolas 9 years, 4 months ago
Funny stuff! I signed too. ;-) On a side note here is a good article on why a 'barrel' and the history of the branding of the store. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/03/cracker-barrels-oddly-authentic-version-of-american-history/272826/">http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/03/cracker-barrels-oddly-authentic-version-of-american-history/272826/
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elsueco 9 years, 4 months ago
Great article, thanks!
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CharlesWGriswold 9 years, 4 months ago
I won't be satisfied until they rename it to "Honkey Barrel".
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Titanheart 9 years, 4 months ago
Having been born in Florida as a second generation Cracker, your attempts to rob me of my heritage by assuming that "Cracker" is a blanket term for white folk, when in reality it is a term dedicated to those few proud native Floridians offends me. I believe I have now been triggered and must now accuse you all of hate crimes. I'm not sure at what point I start suing but be assured, if I should figure it out, there will be sueage. Help help I'm being oppressed!
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elsueco 9 years, 4 months ago
Bloody peasants!
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