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What a douchenozzle. I use my Gerber machete every weekend if not more often.
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I don't know if that comparison is really fair to douchenozzles.
I use a machete to trim my trees & shrubs. I have done this since living in Guyana.
I've been using one for shaving and beard trimming. It's no Schick, but it works well in a pinch.
I think you're joning but I really hope you're not.
"joking"
I wonder if this imbecile has ever visited the gardening tools aisle at the Home Depot?
I am cool with that. But if you try to ban the spork, then there will be problems.
They can have my spork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
The second amendment protects our right to arm ourselves with machetes.
i thought it protected our right to arm bears.
...with machetes.
Another analogy of our wonderful government. Machetes clear the corrupt weeds and dead foliage so the forest can thrive. Now why would we want that?!
These people are afraid of EVERYTHING.
If this peckerhe@d had his way (can I say peckerhe@d?) we would all be cutting our tofu steak with plastic knives.
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Nickolas 10 years, 10 months ago
What a douchenozzle. I use my Gerber machete every weekend if not more often.
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Chet_Manly 10 years, 10 months ago
I don't know if that comparison is really fair to douchenozzles.
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korny09 10 years, 10 months ago
I use a machete to trim my trees & shrubs. I have done this since living in Guyana.
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glen 10 years, 10 months ago
I've been using one for shaving and beard trimming. It's no Schick, but it works well in a pinch.
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Chet_Manly 10 years, 10 months ago
I think you're joning but I really hope you're not.
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Chet_Manly 10 years, 10 months ago
"joking"
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BenW 10 years, 10 months ago
I wonder if this imbecile has ever visited the gardening tools aisle at the Home Depot?
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korny09 10 years, 10 months ago
I am cool with that. But if you try to ban the spork, then there will be problems.
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Razorback 10 years, 10 months ago
They can have my spork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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CharlesWGriswold 10 years, 10 months ago
The second amendment protects our right to arm ourselves with machetes.
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tinman97030 10 years, 10 months ago
i thought it protected our right to arm bears.
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emtay 10 years, 10 months ago
...with machetes.
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emtay 10 years, 10 months ago
Another analogy of our wonderful government. Machetes clear the corrupt weeds and dead foliage so the forest can thrive. Now why would we want that?!
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JakeLonergan 10 years, 10 months ago
These people are afraid of EVERYTHING.
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Todd73 10 years, 10 months ago
If this peckerhe@d had his way (can I say peckerhe@d?) we would all be cutting our tofu steak with plastic knives.
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