Ready to play a game that's terrifying, impossible to win and no fun at all? Great! Check out "Sortie En Mer." If you have a fear of the open ocean, do not play this game. Seriously. It's a drowning simulator.

The simulator puts you in the shoes of Julien, a French leisure sailor out for a sail with his extremely incompetent friend Charles. After you give Charles the rudder (mistake number one), a swinging boom knocks you off the boat and Charles, of course, can’t turn it around.

Charles' second mistake was to not wear a life jacket. In order to tread water, you have to continuously scroll up...