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The author of Blood Meridian reviews Taco Bell.

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  • brian

    brian 14 years ago

    Wow, this is awesome. "The man spoke of his trials with the taco so terrible even God could not eat it. "

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  • glen

    glen 14 years ago

    Or this from Starbucks:

    "A deluxe coffee, Wallace. Four dollars of brown gold.

    Wallace leaned down and grabbed the cup from Madison's hand and took a drink. He spat it out. Goddamn, he said. Tastes like a pregnant mare's urine.

    No it dont. Give it here.

    Wallace wiped his face with his arm. Tastes like spent cartridges in a pickle jar."

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