Cap'n Crunch: Liar and Fraud
Posted by glen from foodbeast.com
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"My whole life has just been shattered into a pile of stale cereal crumbs."
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ahnyerkeester 11 years, 5 months ago
Wow, suddenly my childhood seems to be a complete sham. Tooth Fairy and now this.
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glen 11 years, 5 months ago
Wait, what's this about the Tooth Fairy?!
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ahnyerkeester 11 years, 5 months ago
She was only an ensign. See? Reality is borked!!
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glen 11 years, 5 months ago
:)
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Razorback 11 years, 5 months ago
So if this was a lie, what does it mean for other cereals? Are Trix really just for kids or can anyone have them? Does Raisin Bran actually have two scoops of raisins per box? Do Cocoa Puffs make you coo-coo? I'm so confused.
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ahnyerkeester 11 years, 5 months ago
Sit down, this may be hard to take. No one was after that little guy's Lucky Charms. No one.
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wreckeur 11 years, 5 months ago
In the Navy, Captain is not only a rank but a title indicating command. Since Cmdr. Crunch is in command of cereal, I'll allow the title of Captain. All is right with the world, once again.
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glen 11 years, 5 months ago
Whew! Thanks wreckeur.
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Fenrir 11 years, 5 months ago
I just ate LIFE cereal, yet I still have no life... lol
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