Nothing says hyper-masculine like…marshmallows? Hear us out. The mad scientists over at Wondermade have found a way to inject a little testosterone into the fluffy little confections you thought were reserved only for hot cocoa and s’mores. How? Booze. Whether you’re a whiskey aficionado or a pub crawler, there’s something for you: Bourbon marshmallows ($7.50 for 16) made with fine Kentucky bourbon, and a stout version drunk on real Guinness and rolled in crushed pretzels. Don’t worry, Wondermade uses only the highest quality ingredients, like cane sugar and real vanilla extract, and unlike your supermarket’s teetotaling marshmallows, there’s no corn syrup whatsoever. Time to take campfires to the next level.