For Bacon-Fresh Breath. Your smile is your livelihood (those millions just don’t make themselves). So its upkeep is of paramount importance. The dentist recommends brushing after every meal. But if you brush after breakfast (bacon and eggs), lunch (BLT), and dinner (a pound and a half of Applewood-smoked bacon with a side of Canadian bacon), you’ll lose that delicious bacon flavor you like to savor in your mouth all day. We have just the solution. Accoutrements has created a tin of Bacon Mints ($5.00) by Uncle Oinker. These savory mints taste just like a delightful slice of crispy bacon, with a hint of mint at the end to ensure that your breath is still technically socially acceptable. Happy sucking!