Clearly, the absolute dumbest thing on earth that a human could do is drink and drive. (Especially considering how easy it would be to hire a chauffeur—yes, we’re talking to you Lindsay. You too, Amanda Bynes.) But when it comes to driving your drink around, well that’s another story completely. The Excalibur Beverage Buggy ($90.00) is an awesome way to deliver a drink, using the magic of radio control. With a cool, dune buggy design and badass racing stripe, the Beverage Buggy is the perfect gadget for when you want to send that special someone a drink in a new and classy way, or just ram the bartender in the back of the legs until he slides an 8-bit Ale into the passenger seat. Just grab the radio transmitter, and you’re off. Cheers to that!