So, basically, I saw a spider the size of the moon in my flat the other day and, being incredibly prone to overreacting, I decided that I needed a sentry of some description in order to eradicate any potential spider bites. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not scared of spiders, they’re just a bit knobbish and they should stay outside so when they’ve got the temerity to come into my flat and watch my TV and eat the (copious) amounts of food I drop on the floor then I consider them fair game and will release this brilliant FARO RLV 3-10 Machine on their ass. It may be a little OTT I guess but spiders need to learn not to eat people food and bask in the warmth of my over-priced central heating. They should be outside in the dirt scaring caterpillars and ladybirds and that. Needless to say, I did a hell of a lot of damage with the robot but I think it laid down a bit of a marker and served as warning to any other potential spider intruders.