The Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6, a 4 ton, six wheel monster with a pickup bed and a 5.5 liter twin-turbo V8, was basically made for tackling the Black Forest Desert of Nevada. Much like the four-wheeled G63 AMG, this truck has a 544 horsepower engine that can generate 56 lb-ft torque with a seven speed automatic transmission. It can sprint from 0 to 100mph in just 7 seconds and has tire pressure that can be adjusted with a built-in air compressor – awesome for the unpredictable terrain you’re bound to encounter on your way to your week-long break from reality. Developed for the Australian armed services, the G63 AMG 6×6 is still in development for folks like us, but it’s rumored to be available for around $300,000 someday soon. We’ll dance around a burning effigy for that.