For today only you can snag this inflatable Tower Paddle Boards Adventurer 2 10'4 for only $540 + Free Shipping, $730 off the original price of $1,279. This paddle board is extremely rigid when inflated, and is made from military-grade PVC material.

The paddle comes with a 2-year warranty, and it's durable enough to run over with your car. (No really... that's what they advertise on the Amazon listing.)