This slingshot may have a joke-worthy name, but you had better take it seriously. The Assolar SS-12 Multi-Function Laser Slingshot is a stainless steel hunting slingshot that features an infrared sight, a laster flashlight, and the band has a full range of motion.

Assolar (heh) claims that the acceleration is so great on the slingshot that you can install an arrow pad and shoot arrows.