If your house is anything like mine, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream doesn’t last long in our freezer. You can now stop this senseless madness by incorporating the Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Locking System. This unique locking system will put the brakes on ice cream thieves trying to steal a few spoons of your favorite pint of Ben & Jerry’s (Phish Food, of course).

Just like I would never joke about ice cream, this lock is no joke. It’s similar to a bike lock, with a 3-digit locking combination, except it fits perfectly over the lid of the pint. The lock should keep even the most motivated ice cream nibblers away from your precious Ben & Jerry’s pints.